911...not always for Emergencies...

Well folks, what can I say...this world is full of many different kinds of people. I'm not talking race, or gender...I am however talking about IQ level! Now I am certainly not saying that I am a genius, but I can confidently say that I am significantly higher on the scale than these following people...
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No Booze? Call 911!

Wednesday August 19, 2009

In recent months, we've gone over many stupid reasons to call 911:

There was Michael Krause, the guy who called 911, and asked for a lift to a Lil Wayne concert.(can't knock this guy, that's a ballsy move...)

There was the infamous McNugget 911 emergency in Florida, followed by the botched Mickey D's order in Oregon, which also required police assistance.(These people deserve to take a long walk off a short cliff...)

We had the story of the depressed woman from Jacksonville, who asked 911 to take her to jail. And, in 2008, we had the story of the man who dialed 9-1-1 with his toe.

Now, we have the case of Robert Edward Cook, who allegedly called 911 because members of his family hid his booze, probably for a very good reason. (Joe's comment: I know a lot of people who like to drink and I have partaken as well...but when it gets to the point A. where your family has to hide your booze from you and B. when you have to respond to that by calling the police...it A&E Intervention time!...I want to know if he called to get the family arrested or if he was reporting a booze robbery)

The police report, quoted in First Coast News indicates that he was in a "drunken state" and so does his mug shot. (Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame)

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Random Thought #8: why does the guy down the street always ask people if they have a spare quarter?...I mean quarters don't expire and I have never once said 'man I have too many damn quarters, I better throw some out...'

Random Thought#9: link this my #8. McDonalds, Wednys, Tim Hortons are always hiring, seriously always...go get a job and earn your own spare quarters...

JLS...tickets still available (more than my ego would like to admit)

Weekend in Review...Random thoughts #1...

Well I will say I have had a pretty good weekend all around...Tiger Woods did not...however he still made more money than I may make in my lifetime...YA Yang everyone...

We went to Sandbanks Prov Park on Saturday for the beach, good times, a lot of sun and some pops. The water was bath water warm and looked like people had actually bathed in it as well, but I will pretend that wasn't the case. I don't want to taint the greatness. If youe have not been, go, it's worth the price of admission...

Check it out here at : http://www.ontarioparks.com/english/sand.html

Watched Demolition Man last night after my better half fell asleep. I realized there is a reason I have not thought about that movie since it came out in 1993...it was like watching paint dry, but with less of a plot/storyline (like baige or white paint, not even a fun color like red or aqua)...but I kept watching, so that should tell you a lot about my brain...

60 Minutes had the first interview with M Vick since his release 85 days ago. Not bad, people will be skeptical and should be until his actions live up to these words:

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5245553n&tag=contentMain;cbsCarousel

They also had some stuff on there about Cold Play, they looked way cooler on there than Pat had made them seem, so check that out too.

District 9: I will give it a 7/10...well thought out story and well done for what it was meant to be...I recommend it if you like something different. If you are closed minded, then save your 13 bucks...

Random thought #1: Why do they have to be called long johns? Why not like long Bob's or something like that. What did John do to get so much respect from the fashion world?...

Random Thought #2: Why does the name Joe have to get such a bad rap?...average Joe, cup of Joe, Joe blow, ordinary Joe...my life goal is to shake this stigma for all Joe's, so watch out and welcome to the show...


JLS